Salma Hayek calls attention to her own breasts. Three writers are credited with a screenplay that was assembled with scant regard for rhyme or reason, and that rolls out tropes that ought to be long-retired. Antonio Banderas sandwiched a career-best turn in Pain and Glory with the mouldy buns of Life Itself and Doolittle.Īnd here comes Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard to test your faith in all of these stars and humanity in general. Salma Hayek appeared in Dogma and Wild Wild West in the space of one calendar year. When did the fun go away? It’s not as if Samuel L Jackson’s patented shouty frustration and Ryan Reynolds’s perma-winking wise-cracking haven’t been ill-used before.
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